You Said What Now?

I think you are allotted around 7 questions or less from men before you are deemed “crazy”

1.Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No
Them: No!?
2.Do you have a girlfriend??
Me: No.
Them: Oh.
3. So you friend zoning all these dudes?
Me: No I’m not friend zoning everybody.
Them: Sound like you friend zoning to me.
Me: I’m not.
4.Do you have any children?
Me: No. No babies
5. Do you have any pets??
Me: no I don’t.
Them: *yikes faces* translates to “this bish is crazy”